I have no mind. I'm the village idiot.

So I watched West Side Story the other night for the first time. I then proceeded to watch it another three, now going on four, times. To be fair though I needed amusement whilst cleaning my room in preparation for painting it. But I do like the movie and it has taught me some things that I shall now list for your ammusement.
1. Snapping makes you cool.
2. I need to dance more.
3. I need to get a cool jacket/wear my cool jacket.
4. Buckling your belt on the side of your pants instead of the front makes you cool.
5. I have neither grace nor poise.
6. If I am ever found in an awkward position with the murderer of my sibling by the lover of my sibling, I should sing a song.
7. I need to train my friends to be cool enough to sing a song like Officer Krupke on the spur of the moment. 'Cause that makes you cool too.
8. When I am old I want to be called Doc. 'Cause old people named Doc are cool.
9. I need a cool nickname like A-rab, Ice, Anybodys, Snowboy, Riff etc. etc.
10. When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way from your first cigarrette to your last dying day.

Your results:
You are An Expendable Character (Redshirt)

An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 85% Beverly Crusher 80% Deanna Troi 75% Uhura 65% Chekov 60% Geordi LaForge 55% Mr. Scott 55% Worf 50% James T. Kirk (Captain) 45% Jean-Luc Picard 45% Mr. Sulu 45% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 45% Data 43% Spock 42% Will Riker 30%

Since your accomplishments are seldom noticed, and you are rarely thought of, you are expendable. That doesn't mean your job isn't important but if you were in Star Trek you would be killed off in the first episode you appeared in.

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