Blah! Blah, I say!
I am ready for school to be over. This semester has not been overly fun. Taking three lab sciences was not a good idea. In chapel today they awarded all the various scholarships and certificates to people. I decided that when I was an alumnus I would have a scholarship to "The student in the natural sciences, declaring an intent to continue their education in the field of research, that has the most ambition and who also bathes regularly." I think that I might be able to get that one. If I haven't told you I am now an advocate for extra credit for bathing regularly. I tried to convert Dr. Hartz and Dr. Impson, but they didn't seem to be as keen on the idea. Come on. It's good for everyone. Especially during finals week. Elisabeth thinks that I should start a petition and post it all over campus. Maybe I'll start a blogring or something. When you get to that point when you reward yourself for finishing your physics homework by bathing...something is wrong with the world. When there is a little voice in your mind saying, "No, no. You cannot bathe yet. You must wallow in your stench and filth until all those physics problems are finished.", something must be done. Extra credit for bathing I say. Make the classroom a nicer place for all.
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