Michelle needs *

After reading a couple of these I decided it was amusing enough that I might try it. So I did. These are the funniest of the first 20 that came up.

• Michelle needs Rene to nick the Fallen Madonna to sell it for much needed funds for the Resistance.

Sounds like a plan to me.

• Michelle needs Jesse to fix her jack-in-the-box toy.

It’s been broken so long I didn’t even know I had it.

• Michelle needs to learn to be more careful with her Voodoo.

I’ll practice more I promise.

• Michelle needs to go to some golf etiquette school and maybe her dad should too, or else get a new caddie.

I didn’t think that my golf etiquette was that bad, but I think Daddy should definitely go.

• Michelle needs to learn to perhaps be a bit more diplomatic in her interviews

Probably true.

• Michelle needs to stick to gospel her voice sounds better for gospel.

I did not know that.

• Michelle needs help

Apparently we all do.

• Michelle needs to move on with someone else since Tony's no longer around

NO! I’LL NEVER LET GO!!

• Michelle needs to talk to her Adviser and Accountant.

Is that the same person?

• Michelle needs to choose [Answer: None of your business, obviously she is
  choosing RnB since she's coming out with an RnB album next year]

Really? That’s exciting. But what about the fact that my voice sounds better for gospel?

• Michelle needs to increase her income.

Amen!

• Michelle needs techie help!

I think I’m doing alright.

• Michelle needs to get the 2004 candidate names to Jeff so that the election may proceed.

Maybe Jeff should get off his fat behind and get the names himself.

• Michelle needs to finally leave him for good,

That’s good advice. Goodbye Jeff. I’m leaving you for good.

• Michelle needs to transfer to a different school

No, I’m thinkin’ I’m pretty good where I am.

• What Michelle needs to do is win

Good plan. But what am I winning?