Thursday, July 28, 2005

OUR AMAZING SURVEY

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A SECOND HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Michelle: Scotland
Kellie: here=St Louis
Melanie: I don't even have a first house!
2. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Melanie: My converse
Michelle: You know my weird top with the really flowy sleeves and "it ties up here"
Kellie: Mrs Andrich clothing
3. THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT?
Melanie: The Bravery
Michelle: ...I think the Newsboys
Kellie: Braveheart Soundtrack
Michelle: I wish I had Bo Bice's hair
4. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Melanie: Whenever my little neighbor comes over and knocks on my back door a million times
Michelle: whats morning?
Kellie: 11-12
Melanie: You all stink! I hate you. I'm sending my neighbor to your house for the rest of the summer. I slept till 10 once. Today I woke up with Maddie licking my feet. Why did my mom have to go to Chicago?
5. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR DREAM VACATION DESTINATION?
Melanie: Narnia
Michelle: Scotland to find a hot guy with red curly hair and green eyes who knows JRR Tolkiens wife maiden name and his library card number
Kellie: Italy and Brazil
Michelle: That's not fair I want to go to Narnia
Melanie: Get your own stupid wardrobe!
Kellie: I have a sneeking suspision that one day I will come to visit you two and you will both be sitting in your wardrobes murmering to yourselves about hapy and a 2500 mummy
Melanie: I want to go to Never Never Land
Michelle: thats cool too
Melanie: Matt and I could become spies. Then I could travel the world.
Kellie: I sitll hate the fridge even if it is a freakin' spy...thing....
Melanie: Peter pan is cool. Black Beauty is not.
Michelle: Peter Pan is hot. Becca thinks so too
Michelle: Black Beauty is gay
6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
Melanie: Im going to blow up my kitchen (like Angelia Jolie did) someday
Michelle: microwave...I want my doggie at school because I have to pick up the food off the ground
Kellie: A dishwasher I am, I am, I am; a dishwasher I'll always be, I really hate this stupid job, somebody buy a real one for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Melanie: the electric guitar
Michelle: bagpipes...in scotland with my hot scottish man
Kellie: bass gutair, drums, electric guitar, harp, flute, spoons, fiddle, viola,...
Michelle: pan pipes
Kellie: ...fife, trombone, trumpet
Melanie: You're a homeschooler
Kellie: You're a freakin' genius, I'm glad you finally figured that one out =)
Michelle: These are good for 4 year old cookies
Melanie: I called you a "homeschooler" because homeschool families always play tons of instruments
8. FAVORITE COLOR?
Melanie: white
Michelle: white
Kellie: black
9. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
Melanie: one that runs and has four wheels works for me
Michelle: blue sports car! convertable!!!!
Kellie:sports car!!! convertable!!!!!
10. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
Melanie: no I believe we have aliens in our tummy and we have to pay the church of Scientology tons and tons of money to forgive us for our sins so the aliens come out
Michelle: whats the afterlife? does it have something to do with heaven?
Kellie: yeah
11. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?
Melanie: Melanie Mouse's Moving Day
Michelle: The Happy Man and His Dump Truck
Kellie:If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
Melanie: lets start a mouse club
Kellie:the mickey mouse club? what?
Melanie: M-i-c-k-e-y- m-o-u-s-e
Michelle: I think there was a mouse in The Happy Man and His Dump Truck. He had a dump truck and took animals for rides in his dump truck.
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Melanie: KELLIE JUST TOLD ME TO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle: When I read that I thought it meant "season of a television show"
Kellie: that would be season five of stargate
Melanie: Sam is cool
Michelle:yeah!
Kellie: I say Daniel!
Michelle: Daniel's a geek though
Kellie: yea, Hot Geek!!!
Michelle: That's true
Melanie: I like Fullhouse and Power Rangers.
Michelle: Buff guys are stupid
Melanie: no one is buff in Full house are they? Danny Tanner looks totally gay!
Michelle and Kellie: Jessies pretty Buff! His hair!
13. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Melanie: I would just buy a gun and blow apart my house like Angelina Jolie(she has weird lips. He so should have stayed with Jennifer. At least she has "good hair")
Michelle: I want like eyes that can zoom in and are x ray and a little bit of telekinesis so I can move cells around. that'd be awesome!
Kellie: I want to be a birdie.
Kellie: Melanie wrote that, she's mean; shut up again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to fly. FLY! With a cape, not feathers!
Michelle: I want to fly too...like a birdie
Melanie: fly like an eagle into the future. Fly like andeagle let my spirit carry me I want to fllllyy like an eagle. WHAT is that song from?????? I think space jam
Michelle: I want to have wings like appendeges with feathers
Kellie: what are appendeges
Melanie:go to college
Michelle: It's actually A-P-P-E-N-D-A-G-E-S
Kellie: HA! You go to college! Wait, no, preschool! Ha
Michelle: Your mom goes to college
Melanie: no she doesnt

14. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
Michelle: I have a butterfly over my heart
Kellie: I dont think I have a tatoo
Michelle: maybe we should check
Melanie: I dont think we should write that on here
Kellie: lets move on
15. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Melanie: why are surveys so gay
Michelle: do I look like I have any athletic ability
Kellie: Matt (Wilhelm) is a court jester
16. NAME ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
Melanie: my cousin Jarrod
Michelle: Mrs McEwen my first grade teacher. She rocked she called me baby doll.
Kellie: there are no people in my past. I am a home schooler.
17. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
Melanie: boo on surveys
Michelle: March 15 1952
Kellie:days are gay
Melanie: Michelle what is March 15 1952?
Michelle: *laughs* I dont know
18. YOUR DREAM JOB?
Melanie: can I have a lifeline?
Michelle: working for Mr Risch. I had a dream last night that I was driving along the highway and Mr. Risch pulled alongside me in his van a screamed at me and asked if I wanted to work right now.
Kellie: jobs are gay. An English teacher in a foreign country?
19. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
Melanie: jumper cables used to fix matts truck...and a hello kitty thing to put in my window when it is sunny and a banana
Michelle: I dont have a car but if I did I would call my trunk "the boot"
Kellie: you mean my granny mobile?

20. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Melanie: Sushi rocks...I sound like Hannah Lance
Michelle: cookies
Kellie: Ive never had Sushi and hamburgers are boring
Melanie: GO Michelle! Welcome to the dark side!
Michelle: give me cookies!
Melanie: C is for cookie!
Michelle: B is for Bunny...
Kellie: I never watched Sesame Street!!
Melanie: thats not all from Seasame Street! J is for Jason he wants to kill me!
24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER?
Melanie: daisies or the ones Matt picked for me
Michelle: the pretty purple smelly one in my backyard
Kellie: daises

25. WHAT WOULD YOUR FIRST 3 PURCHASES BE IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?
Melanie: a lama.
Kellie: Mel? Thats all three purchases? You want three lamas?
Melanie: I want a ticket to Boston to give to Matt so he can visit his sisters...and meet the gay guy and his cat. Then again...maybe I dont want my boyfriend to meet a gay guy.
Michelle: Yeah! Hes a little "metro"
Melanie: and so is Eric
Michelle: and I want Scotland
Melanie: You want three Scotlands????
Michelle: and a bunch of swords and what else would I need to conquer England?
Melanie: a lama
Kellie: I want 2 new friends and a car that's not a stinkin' granny mobile...actually, I like Lama's so scratch the 2 new friends and get me a cow and a lama
Melanie: cows are gay
Melanie: and so is Eric
Kellie: Not all of them...cows I mean...
Michelle: Cows are lesbians
Melanie: cow-a-bung-a
Kellie: What?
Melanie: thats what the ninja turtles say!! duh.
Kellie: umm...true, cows are lesbiens, bulls are gay but NOT ALL OF THEM! I"M SO SERIOUS! I KNOW STRAIGHT COWS!!! IT's THE LAMA"S THAT ARE GAY! MELANIE"S LAMA"S ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melanie: Kellie step away from the cocaine!!!! Stop it! I told you its bad for you.
Melanie: hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo
*Everyone dies laughing*
Kellie: I'm very,very creeped out and deffinitely not the only on in this room that's "on somethin'" I'm scared...
Michelle: Hapy is my friend
Melanie: Ill never let go Jack! Ill never let go!
Kellie: This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends; some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends....
Michelle: somebody get me a cigarette
Melanie: earlier werent we saying that we feel like we have "actually matured" since the last time we saw each other...
Michelle: Hapy will protect my lungs

1 comment:

Michelle said...

Yeah...there are quite a few places in there where it's actually Melanie pretending to be me or Kellie.